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Alondra's Old News

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Fall 2005

Sunday October 16th 2005
Hello. I'm Alondra and I'll be your creator
Yea, it was me who began this messy adventure
fortunately, one haircut later, you can no longer recognize me!
Well... finally I get this little project started...
well, it was little when I did it to amuse my friends
and then they liked it
and now my wonderful techie, Agnus Magnus, a.k.a. the Great Sheep (of doooooom!)
has helped me to actually get a site up
well... it was all him
but I chose the colors!
whoot!
newhoo... I might also to him as my Lord and Savior
... yea, there's reason for that
... I just don't remember what
Sooooo you'll just have to prepare for that
... all my... non-exsistant fans...
well... yea, hi
this is our comic
a lot of these occurances are indeed based off of real life
yea... I feel bad for the people I've attacked too
...not
and... umm.... yea
enjoy
^.^

Sunday October 23th 2005
Hi everybody!
I know you all are so happy to see the updateness in process
unfortunately, I've been looking at the quality of the images and feel the need to redo them
... and so since I'm gonna be in the middle of a hurricane soon, I might just do that
or not... depends on how lazy I am
*beams*
newhoo!
so yea, I'm supposedly starting on a halloween filler
... and I might just finish it by halloween
aren't you proud!
so yea...
hope you all are enjoying our rapid updates and hopefully we'll have some future site improvements... if I actually get off my ass to make any cool graphics for you all
^.^ I know, I love me too
laterz!

Wednesday November 2nd 2005
Hey there! It's me again. ^.^
yea, I'm glad to see me too
so, yea, been having a bunch of troubles recently due to a ruddy hurricane that decided to stop by and take away all of my electricity
... yea, other people lost it too
and so due to that and the fact that my city had a ruddy curfue, Halloween was basically canceled for me
and since I'm a sore loser, no fill in for you
About the comic, I'm trying to convince Magnus Agnus to hand over everything of the comic thus far
since he's the one with the scanner and you all know how badly the quality has been turning out
yes, his scanning ability lacks... enough for me to be sad
I'm gonna be nice and blame his scanner
if anybody wants to fix my scanner or buy me a new one for my birthday, I'd be absolutely thrilled
oo! and while we're at it, I'd like either Photoshop, Paintshop, or Painter please
*puppy dog eyes* you know you wanna buy me stuff cuz you love me so
so yea... nothing much to look forward to but my birthday (nov. 8th!) and an upcoming new comic... dunno what I'm gonna do about it yet but I'm thinking very hard... luv you all just for existing, coming to this site, and reading this
te quiero
~La Alondra Cubana
P.S. you know you all love the Gir-ness... damn you Nickolodean for taking Invader Zim off the air!! curse you... *sings to doom song happily to self as wanders away to plot the very messy deaths of the parents who think kids shouldn't watch shows that are too violent*

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Winter 2005

Wednesday December 14th 2005
Hi everyone... it's been a while
blame it on the fact that Magnus Agnus has all site control and he's a lazy ass...
... lazy ass...jk
HIJACKED MUAHAHAHGAhAHA
Anyway, Alondra is calling me a lazy ass, =p. Shes a mean lady...
sorry for the lack of decent updates...
I'm afraid of those fillers too, don't worry
^.^ isn't the doggy cute though? awwww...
newhoo. so, I've been attempting in my own little way to update the site
So I drew a few pictures... hopefully they'll be scanned by a certain techie *cough**cough* who'll eventually send them to be *cough* in time *cough**cough* for me to color them at school *hack**hack* ((oo! a furball!))
well... there's a happy holiday filler done ^.^ and I'll be working on redoing the comic with better quality and a more solid plotline ((eh heh...)) during the holidays.
yay for new characters